Miscellaneous trivia

Things you probably don't know about me:

• I don't drink milk.
• I don't drink anything carbonated. Ever.
• I don't chew gum. Ever.
• I can't make it through the National Anthem without crying.
• I'm a terrible farmer but a halfway decent gardener.
• I don't take very good care of my car.
• I don't take very good care of myself anymore.
• I have some suicide-related thought every day. Not necessarily my own.
• I work my liver a little too hard.
• I'm allergic to cold.
• I can fly a hot air balloon.
• I rarely sleep more than four hours a night. This is a problem.
• I was engaged in my twenties. It didn't work out.
• I have eight email accounts and four Twitter accounts.
• I believe I am wholly unloved.
• I think cilantro tastes like soap.
• I only dust the furniture in my house three or four times a year. I mop the floors less frequently.
• People think I'm smart, but I'm actually kind of stupid.
• I have a cabinet full of an exit strategy.
• I once almost moved to Portland, Oregon site unseen.