Revelations

Things you might not know about me:

• I am afraid to drive. (but I do it anyway. I just don’t turn left.)
• I’m a vegetarian.
• I detest portabella mushrooms.
• I love puppets.
• I have to look at the keys when I type and I don’t use my thumbs.
• I’ve never had a broken bone.
• I’ve never been hospitalized.
• I think shooting stars are the best.
• I am a terrible housekeeper, but I don’t care.
• I find swearing to be profoundly satisfying.
• I believe I would die from sadness if I couldn't have cheese. Cheese makes my day worthwhile.
• I organize my weekly wardrobe every Sunday, right down to the underwear and jewelry, and then I hang up the outfits in chronological order.
• I’ve never had a martini.
• I am so deeply, deathly afraid of police, I doubt I would be able to report a crime if it meant having to speak to a cop.
• I have three secrets that my friends, family, and spouse don’t know.
• I once sang the Oscar Meyer Weiner song on the radio.
• I am not at all ticklish. Not even a little.
• I actually enjoyed the movie, Showgirls. More than once.
• My wedding was so unusual it was on the evening news.
• I adore hand drums; I own no fewer than four djembe drums and at least a dozen small percussion instruments.
• I never believed in haunted houses until I lived in one.
• There is not a day that goes by that I don't wonder if, when the day comes, I will die from suicide or natural causes. As long as I have options, death doesn't scare me.
• I own several dozen wristwatches, but only five have working batteries at any one time.