Helpful to remember if you are landscaping or wrangling with a pine tree in any way: Pine sap on your clothes or hands is not a reason for despair. Soak a cotton ball or gauze pad with regular isopropyl alcohol. Dab and wipe at the sap, rewetting the cotton as needed. In just a few minutes (very few), you won't even know where the spot was.
I freaked when I saw pine sap blobs on my favorite, scarlet red fleece top. I tried the alcohol trick and it worked. It's like magic!
I also learned that if you use vaginal valium and take baclofen, you probably should skip the chardonnay.
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I think I'm hallucinating. Did you use the term "vaginal valium"? I'm thinking of some really filthy jokes right now, which may be unkind but I'm fairly sure you'll forgive me.
I believe when I first heard the term in the same sentence as "prescribe for you," my first words were, "say what?"
Vaginal valium suppositories must be custom made at a compounding pharmacy. It's used in conjunction with lidocaine gel. I kid you not. The doc did let me know that if I were to have sex, my husband might have touble maintaining an erection. Valium is a muscle relaxer after all, and lidocaine, well, it's numbing.
Vaginal valium for men is far more open to smutty thoughts--it's administered anally.
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