What did we learn?

What did we learn this week?

• Don't wear socks on the hardwood floor.
• At a certain serum saturation, Lyrica + Elmiron = widespread, ugly, dusky bruises that make people gasp in horror. And possibly concern.
• Frank really does worry more about the dog, even if he won't admit it.
• My urologist and physical therapist are brilliant.
• They had coffee together this week and concluded that I am brilliant.
• Shift + enter forces a single line space in Word.
• My nerve damage cannot be cured, but it can be diminished.
• Get out of bed, head straight to the bathroom. Do not deviate from this plan.