Quasimodo

I feel like my back is going to split itself apart. Now I have enlarged lymph nodes under my arm and in my groin...all consistently on the right side of my body.

I feel like I'm wearing a bra that is two sizes too small and it's shrinking. Except I'm not wearing a bra at all.

Advil isn't helping, so I've switched to semi-sweet chocolate morsels straight from the bag. They do nothing for the pain, but at least they distract my attention for a while.