Fun with current

So, I wonder if I can cure my bipolar disorder with that super-duper TENS unit? Hmmmm.

I've been a research study subject before. Maybe TENS could just gently rearrange the neurotransmitter activity in my head and make me the thoroughly mundane, middle-class, unambitious, bland-yet-pleasant person I was meant to be.

Note to self...Friday to-do list...