I am dehydrated. I drink a lot of water, but my lips are like a salt lick. There is a slight crust on the skin under my eyes that is gritty under my fingers. I could probably salinate an entire pond just by jumping in.
Lithium strikes again.
I have to do a two-hour presentation tonight. Maybe I'll try the beauty pageant trick of putting a thin film of vaseline on my front teeth. That should be tasty.
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