Sunday, July 13, 2008

The formula for a good night's sleep

The cure for insomnia is:

750mg lithium
200mg Lamictal
25mg Lyrica
300mg Elmiron
6.25mg Ambien CR
Microgestin
300mg Hydroxyzine
9mg Emsam*
5mg Valium (vaginal suppository) ahhhh....
Xanax as needed
iPod "Sleep" mix; silicone earbuds recommended

Works like a charm. I am a zombie.

OK, Emsam prevents sleep in a big way, but it takes the other nine medications to counteract it.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

let's hope you wake up in the morning.

May Voirrey said...

So far, so good. I'm getting a good, solid six hours a night now.