Meditation

Yet another doctor has told me to meditate. Meditation blahblahblah ohmohm.

I think a suggestion of meditation is doctor speak for, "I have no idea what's wrong with you, nor do I care to figure it out you hysterical freak. Oh--Have you tried acupuncture yet?

What I hear: "Go to the corner, sit down, and shut up. Then, think about how you're causing your own problems. Just go and busy yourself counting your breaths."

Frankly, I don't think the recommendation has anything at all to do with my health as much as it does with distracting me with a ridiculous task to get me the fuck out of the way.