This can't be good.

In the last two hours, I ate at least five mini-size Hershey's bars, plus one full, 3.5 oz. Cadbury Fruit & Nut chocolate bar. That's like 700 calories of chocolate consumption.

I've been doing this for two days, making today the third. Don't get me started on the jelly beans.

I don't usually eat much candy. I mean, I eat it, but in small doses.

The sugar cravings are almost unbearable. What brought this on? This is a serious and nearly overwhelming craving for sugar. Why would I be craving sugar? I read somewhere that sugar cravings don't exist in the physical sense; they are strictly a behavioral manifestation of a psychological issue.

As if I needed more of those.