To acknowledge this fantabulous mood, I must voice some of the things that crank up my crankiness at times like this. Before I do though, I must say I am intrigued that someone in Australia stopped by to read the nonsense that is so abundant in my head: the virtual brainucopia.
Things that make me clinically irritable:
- Bad drivers who have obviously never read the handbook;
- Litter;
- Poor grammar;
- Reality television;
- All Audi drivers so far;
- NPR fundraising;
- People who believe cutting back to just chicken means you're a vegetarian;
- People who don't follow instructions;
- Religious zealots;
- Items on the store shelf that are unpriced;
- White guys who talk like they're from the 'Hood;
- People who hover behind me when I'm on the phone;
- Microsoft's tendency to believe its products can and should think for me;
- Telemarketers;
- Telephone customer service;
- Poorly designed Web interfaces (such as my bank's online system);
- Lithium;
- Hand tremors;
- Insomnia;
- 31 years of acne;
- Morning;
- Condescension;
- Arrogance;
- Klutziness;
- Rain;
- Wind;
- Rain and wind together;
- Misplaced stuff;
- Gas pain;
- Racing thoughts;
- My own paranoia;
- Organized religion;
- Aggressive drivers;
- People who don't pick up their dog's poop;
- Hiccups;
- Too many commercials;
- Poorly marked addresses;
- Allergies;
- Awesome shoes sold out in my size;
- Cigarette smoke.
1 comment:
This is another list for which we share many items. Even more than people who don't pick up their dog's poop, I really hate it when people leave their dogs outside to bark and bark for hours after they leave for work. This is especially irritating for me because I have insomnia, too. When those people leave for work early, I am still trying to fall asleep and it makes it harder with all that racket.
See you at the other place. It's quite bizarre, but I think I solved the mystery of the haunted house.
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