Saturday, October 20, 2007

I forgot to add...

I was so deliriously tired yesterday, I omitted some things from the cranky list--the very things that inspired me to write the list in the first place.
  • Women that blab blab blab on the cell phone while they are using the toilet in a public restroom. Am I the only person left on earth who finds this to be an egregious display of appallingly bad manners???
  • Drivers who blab on the cell phone while negotiating the complex task of driving. What in the world is so fucking important that it's worth risking my life and the lives of every other driver sharing the road at that moment? I keep having near-accidents with people who believe they can multi-task behind the wheel. Newsflash, America: You suck at doing this, so stop it!
I feel much better now.

1 comment:

Spilling Ink said...

Ha! My sister was once on the receiving end of one of those phone calls from a public toilet. She told me the gory details of some... unappealing sounds. Yuck. Personally, though I laugh at 'toilet humor', this phone call my sister received came from a co-worker and I think that call could have waited a moment... and I think a certain co-worker needs more fiber in her diet.